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Today I quit smoking.

kawaiiguyeddie:

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to…

My boyfriend and his best friend quit with me so I didn’t have to go through it alone.

Oh cool! I knew Beth quit but I didn’t know they did either. That’s awesome. <333

Thanks!!!

Today I quit smoking.

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to…

My boyfriend and his best friend quit with me so I didn’t have to go through it alone.

Today I quit smoking.

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to start a blog about my progress, I’ll post a link in a bit. Wish me luck :-)

Here’s the link to my How I Quit Smoking blog.

http://ioncewasasmoker.blogspot.com/?m=1

salekyn, kawaiiguyeddie, slylysilentsoul, saintsandsavages, raelyntobin, ladyleopold

atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

lolfactory:

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

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Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

misandry-mermaid:

ellestanger:

cumber-hiddles:

scorpswimmer:

This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?

i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 

to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:

  1. Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
  2. Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
  3. Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear