Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition
yeah, dick’s not really her thing
oh my god
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
"Sorry, nature was calling"
“Really? What did it say? “
“…nothing you want to hear”
So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
So I can check you out and follow. I need more of you on my dash!
we could hang Anne Hathaway up right now and she could be a disco ball in that dress
an incredibly attractive disco ball
make all the boy disco balls go
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
is there someone who could transcribe these.
also if this is happening in a room setting (like a classroom or something), try and clear everyone out of the room bc when the person having the seizure stops its likely they would’ve had a bowel movement or peed themselves and it can obviously be very embarrassing and coming to and seeing a bunch of people watching you isn’t reassuring
Peter’s third wheel level is amazing
The day this gets 100k, I will be a somebody
can you all pls reblog this because for every 1000 notes it gets, nathan will sit in his proper spot in media
if it doesn’t get 1000 notes pizza will have to sit against the wall
pls reblog/like and if u do I’ll check out your blog ok pls do!! xxx
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
my auntie brought us these weird circular pediatric things from Hong Kong
sTOP reLBOGGING THIS IT WAS A STUPID DECISION ON A STUPID DAY IT WAS A WEEK AGO OK I’VE CHANGED
literally one of the best things in the hobbit was gandalf constantly counting the dwarfs like an exasperated teacher on a school trip