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OMIGOSH PEOPLE!!!

Yes, it’s Easter, a Christian holiday remembering the death and rebirth of Christ, a holiday that has changed and evolved since it was called Ostara, celebrating the fertility and rebirth of the earth’s bounty. It also happens to have landed on a day popular to people who smoke marijuana. Last I checked, there’s an Amendment written in the Constitution that gives US citizens the right to believe whatever religion they want and say whatever the hell they want about the religion they choose. Seriously, people, get the hell over it. Why waste your time complaining and arguing about it online instead of spending whichever holiday you choose to celebrate with your loved ones? Happy Easter, Ostara, and 4/20!!!

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

pemsylvania:

Turns out these “magical” dice I bought aren’t really magic and they’re just weighted. now I’m in a cop car on my way to prison. thanks internet

Yarn bong

My new best friend and I share a brain

Me: It still means that some woman’s ankles must bend that way
Boyfriend: Maybe she was born with it
Me and best friend: Maybe it’s Maybelline!

Today I quit smoking.

kawaiiguyeddie:

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to…

My boyfriend and his best friend quit with me so I didn’t have to go through it alone.

Oh cool! I knew Beth quit but I didn’t know they did either. That’s awesome. <333

Thanks!!!

Today I quit smoking.

sexiebatman:

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to…

My boyfriend and his best friend quit with me so I didn’t have to go through it alone.

Today I quit smoking.

sexiebatman:

I went to my GI doctor and she told me that smoking had been one of the causes of my constant nausea and stomach pain. So, I was told I either had to quit smoking, or she wouldn’t see me anymore. I chose to quit. I really do want to get better. I’m going to start a blog about my progress, I’ll post a link in a bit. Wish me luck :-)

Here’s the link to my How I Quit Smoking blog.

http://ioncewasasmoker.blogspot.com/?m=1

salekyn, kawaiiguyeddie, slylysilentsoul, saintsandsavages, raelyntobin, ladyleopold

atrobel:

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

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I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

This sounds like one of those maths puzzles.

If Jensen is taller than Benedict and Jared is taller than Jensen how afraid will Martin be of being stepped on by Jared?

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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shitshilarious:

Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series

"She’s 15 and an aspiring singer"

"and she’s a gorilla"

"And now they are STEP-SISTERS"

"Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo"

"Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school"

MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”

A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.

snowyarcherprince:

nostopdasgay:

shubbabang:

One of my close friends is a belly dancer

And god help you if she gets bored and decides to knock her hip against yours

Like we could just be walking

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I SWEAR THEY HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL HIPS ON THE PLANET

Tumblr user shubbabang is blasting off again!

The hips, they don’t lie…